As a girl, every month… - Imgur
Gaaaaaahhhhh haaaaaa haaaa!!!!! This is just too fucking funny not to reblog!
(via puppet-on-black-strings)
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom
- Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
- Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
- Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
- Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
"The tempature is 120 Degrees Fahrenheit"
- Americans: OMG
- Canadians & europeans: ...
- Canadians & europeans: *open internet converter*
- Canadians & europeans: *converts to Celsius*
- Canadians & europeans: SHIT!
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- *giggles*
the REAL team edward
Yes, yes, YES!!!! Always and forever… my heart belongs to The Scissorhands.
(via rebeccagoodman666)
shit Thor calm down
I was particularly drunk on Asgard’s finest mead that evening! Fandral challenged me to a duel, and it became … slightly out of hand!
(via xxreiofsunshinexx)
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